Genshin Impact: I Made the Entire Playerbase Cry

Chapter 370 - 368: The Play Ruthlessly Criticized by Paimon

The narrator ignored Paimon's complaint.

He continued telling the girl's story.

The witch sympathized with the girl's experience and handed her the bottle in her arms.

Then the witch told the girl the origin of the bottle.

The fiery-red witch had a lively personality and loved to travel far.

While resting in an oasis, she picked up a beautiful bottle by a crescent-shaped lake.

[Isn't this telling the story of the Hydro Archon?]

[Overthinking it. It's probably Idyia's story, and the witch is Alice.]

[This guess seems the most reliable.]

Klee changed into the witch's clothes and stood in front of the lamp.

'The fiery-red witch is an amazing witch who can grant people's wishes.'

'She also turned the bottle into an equally amazing bottle.'

However, the function of granting wishes was limited to inside the bottle.

"Oh my, this bottle! As a toy it's still a bit lacking, but as a place to live it's quite合格."

Klee recited the lines in her childish voice, without any technique or emotion...

[Kaeya—]

['Oh my, this bottle!' No emotion, no mercy.]

The fiery-red witch blew a breath into the bottle.

She turned the bottle into something that could grant a wish outside the bottle, but only once.

"Huh? Do I need to blow?"

Clearly, for Klee, remembering the lines was already very difficult.

After getting a nod from Big Brother Mu Yang.

Klee blew into the bottle. "Hoo— Wow, the bottle became brighter…"

Firelight lit up from inside the bottle, turning it into a fiery-red bottle just like the witch.

And after finishing the story, that witch left behind only the fiery-red bottle and disappeared.

The girl understood the story.

She knew this was a bottle that could grant wishes.

She only hoped to leave this place and go somewhere no one could find her.

"Then what?" The bottle seemed to gently ask.

The girl didn't know either. She was very confused about her own future.

The fire inside the bottle gradually extinguished.

The girl's one and only wish was granted.

She was sent to a desert where no one could approach.

And the great thief who was chasing the meteor saw the firelight from the bottle.

After hearing the entire story, the great thief felt somewhat disappointed.

Because the bottle had lost the firelight that could grant wishes.

But the girl only found it strange. "If my wish has been granted, this place should originally be somewhere no one can find…"

The great thief didn't mind. The desert was indeed very dangerous, but he had already made up his mind to endure hardship. Only then had he finally arrived here.

Perhaps moved by the great thief's persistence.

The girl let the great thief take the bottle away.

This bottle could still grant people's wishes, but unfortunately only inside the bottle.

"Then give me light!" The great thief said loudly.

So the girl followed the great thief's wish and made light appear inside the bottle.

They discovered that although the light was only generated inside the bottle, it could pass through the bottle and reach anywhere in the world.

[God said, let there be light.]

[I have always believed in the light.]

[Actually, there is no Ultraman in the world.]

The light inside the bottle was not as dazzling and brilliant as the one in the sky earlier.

But it was enough to satisfy the great thief's needs.

He asked the girl, "I took the bottle, so what about you?"

"I don't know either."

"Then how about you come back with me?"

The girl had no reason to refuse.

She followed the great thief back to the lightless kingdom.

They brought light to that place, and the darkness was dispelled from then on.

The narrator's tone gradually became impassioned.

'From then on, they lived happily together.'

[Standard ending, right?]

[Is there really a wife inside the bottle?]

[Transform for me!]

Lumine came out from the [pre-rendered image]. "With this, the performance should be considered successfully completed, right?"

As soon as she finished asking, the little witch immediately pounced on her.

"Honorary Knight Sister! Klee's performance just now was pretty good, right? Did it have the feeling of a fiery-red great witch!"

Klee, waiting for praise.JPG

Lumine picked her up and kept calling her cute.

"When I saw the shadow earlier, I thought the wide brim of the hat was very cute and really suited Klee. Klee truly is a great witch worthy of the name."

Klee giggled. "Klee likes it too! Thank you, Big Brother Zosimos!"

"No no, it should be thank you, Director Brother."

This "Director Brother."

Everyone except Mu Yang couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

This was Mu Yang's acting ability!

Zosimos laughed the happiest. "It's the first time someone has called me that! Thank you… thank you, my dear little witch. I'm very happy!"

"Big Brother Mu Yang said this outfit was designed by you, so it's really amazing!"

"Big Sister Idyia who helped modify the clothes is also amazing!"

Idyia didn't have Zosimos's level of excitement.

Perhaps this was what pessimists were like?

"It's nothing special… It was just a little trick used in that [Oh no, I have to attend the prince's ball, but I don't have pretty clothes] situation."

[What fairy godmother.]

[Not Cinderella?]

[This metaphor — was it taught by Nahida who passed through the desert?]

[Go to the toilet happily!]

Kokomi didn't miss any opportunity to help Idyia regain confidence.

"Sewing is also a craft. Miss Idyia is more capable than you think."

As expected, the leader of the praise group still had to be Kokomi.

She even made Idyia's face turn red.

She shyly ran to the side.

[Oh, you're blushing. Let me see!]

Zosimos watched Idyia run away.

"She's a person who lacks confidence and is a bit sensitive… She shouldn't be so excited that she hides and cries, right? Hmm… I'm a bit worried…"

Kokomi said gently, "Don't worry, I'll go accompany her. Everyone, please excuse me for a moment."

At this time, the chief director clapped his hands, signaling everyone to focus their attention on him.

"How was the performance this time? Does anyone have any comments?"

"Oh? It's starting, it's starting. This guy! Hey, do you really want to know our thoughts?" Paimon smiled with ill intentions.

Mu Yang reminded her not to forget to watch her words.

But Zosimos was very confident.

He told Mu Yang there was no need to give him face.

"I came here with full confidence to ask. Speak directly, please feel free to speak directly. I can accept any kind of criticism!"

Paimon immediately spoke without reservation and pointed out the problems with the script.

The lines at the beginning were pretty good, but the plot development became more and more ridiculous.

It even felt a bit rushed at the end.

The arrangement of the pig farm plot was also somewhat inexplicable. She didn't understand why it was arranged that way.

"Just when you saw a bit of meaning, that part suddenly got cut off."

"And also, and also…"

Paimon and Lumine took turns, chattering non-stop.

The two 'masterminds behind the scenes' gave the entire play a ruthless critique.

Zosimos's face gradually turned dark. He looked toward Mu Yang for help.

Mu Yang spread his hands, indicating that he had already warned him.

It wasn't him, but Zosimos himself who asked for this suffering...